Uncle Slasher Wants You T‑Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee with a bold, horror-punk illustration front and a relaxed, lived-in feel. The design shows a creepy Uncle Sam–style figure with crossed rifles and the text “Uncle Slasher WANTS YOU,” giving the shirt a dark, tongue-in-cheek vibe that sits between vintage horror posters and underground comic art. Soft, washed-in color from the post-construction dye process and the heavy 6.1 oz fabric make this shirt feel broken-in from day one. Wear it to fan events, midnight screenings, or late-night hangs to signal a taste for retro gore and ironic Americana.
This shirt’s roomy cut and sturdy construction mean it layers easily over long sleeves or stands alone as a statement piece. The sewn-in label and double-needle stitching keep the fit stable wash after wash, while the tubular knit (no side seams) gives a clean silhouette. Available in many colors and sizes from S to 4XL, it’s built to last and to age with the wearer—fading and softening into a personalized staple of any horror-fan wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavy 6.1 oz fabric for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage-washed look
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting strength
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a clean, comfortable fit
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk cotton and relaxed fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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