Uncle Slasher Wants You Tank Top
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.50 | 19.50 | 21.25 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 25.25 | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
This garment-dyed tank brings a darkly playful twist to warm-weather wear. The graphic centers on a grinning, zombified Uncle Sam framed by crossed rifles and the bold headline “Uncle Slasher Wants You,” giving the piece a cheeky, horror-punk energy that reads equal parts satire and attitude. Lightweight yet substantial, the tank’s soft, garment-dyed surface and smooth ring-spun cotton make the print sit cleanly while still feeling lived-in. Wear it to late-night shows, horror conventions, or backyard bonfires when you want to lean into irreverent Americana with a macabre grin. The relaxed cut layers easily over long sleeves or stands on its own during hot nights, and the tubular construction keeps the silhouette clean and unfussy.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable surface
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) that balances structure and breathability
- Relaxed fit with self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for comfortable, authentic wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
Self fabric binding
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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