Uncle Slasher Wants You Tea Towel
| 16'' × 25'' | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 |
| Length, in | 25.00 |
This microfiber tea towel brings a darkly playful twist to everyday kitchen chores. Crisp, fast-drying fibers and a bold, one-sided print featuring a zombified Uncle Sam figure and crossed blades create a striking focal point — the kind that sparks conversation while wiping up spills. Lightweight and absorbent, it slips into the rhythm of busy kitchens, late-night snack cleanups, and themed gatherings. The hemmed edges and sewn-in care label mean it stands up to regular use without fraying, and its compact 16" x 25" size fits into a drawer or hangs from a hook for quick reach. For anyone who likes macabre humor or horror-inspired decor, this towel adds a rebellious, tongue-in-cheek accent to everyday tasks and seasonal displays.
Product features
- 85% microfiber polyester / 15% polyamide for fast, porous drying
- Durable hemmed edges to resist fraying
- One size: 16" × 25" (40.6 × 63.5 cm)
- One-sided, high-contrast print (dark mockups may appear brighter when printed)
- Sewn-in care label; blanks sourced from China
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
85% microfiber polyester and 15% polyamide
The fibers have been split into very fine strands that are porous and dry quickly
Hemmed edges
The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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